Rubbish artist taking requests from strangers on Chat Roulette. Updated daily.

Inspired by Penny Arcade.

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18th May 2010

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This guy was great. Very specific, very excited, and - when I eventually ended the suspense and turned the drawing around - seemed pleased with the result.
I’ve done dozens, maybe even hundreds, of drawings by now - this is my favourite of all time.

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This guy was great. Very specific, very excited, and - when I eventually ended the suspense and turned the drawing around - seemed pleased with the result.

I’ve done dozens, maybe even hundreds, of drawings by now - this is my favourite of all time.

Tagged: easily pleasedanthropomorphism

21st March 2010

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What could that tuxedo mean? Does he still work for a magician? Did he branch out and begin doing his own unique brand of conjuring? Or is he simply sewn into that tux?
Either way, it’s been drawn now, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
I get a lot of rabbit requests.

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What could that tuxedo mean? Does he still work for a magician? Did he branch out and begin doing his own unique brand of conjuring? Or is he simply sewn into that tux?

Either way, it’s been drawn now, and there’s nothing we can do about it.

I get a lot of rabbit requests.

Tagged: rabbitanthropomorphism

20th March 2010

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This girl wanted a chicken, so I gave her a frustrated writer who was also a chicken. She didn’t seem that impressed (despite typing “haha”, her face remained stoney and cold), but then again, she seemed the type who still wouldn’t be impressed if you dipped her vagina in leprechaun giggles.

This girl wanted a chicken, so I gave her a frustrated writer who was also a chicken. She didn’t seem that impressed (despite typing “haha”, her face remained stoney and cold), but then again, she seemed the type who still wouldn’t be impressed if you dipped her vagina in leprechaun giggles.

Tagged: hard to pleaseanthropomorphism

17th March 2010

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If people ask for animals, they very rarely just get animals.

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If people ask for animals, they very rarely just get animals.

Tagged: animalsanthropomorphism

4th March 2010

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That’s a teacup and saucer he’s holding.
Also, where’s the bowtie attached? Ridiculous.

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That’s a teacup and saucer he’s holding.

Also, where’s the bowtie attached? Ridiculous.

Tagged: anthropomorphismanimalsdinosaurs

24th February 2010

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This charming man and (what I assume was) his girlfriend wanted a duck riding a bicycle. I drew the helmet first, because safety is important.

Tagged: duckbicycleanimalsanthropomorphismon a bike